Ok, so I gotta know: how many of you hookers are on myspace or facebook? More importantly, how many of you are and are not on my list of bros-n-hoes?! I can't possibly blog all over the internet with my busy schedule of school, eating and jerkin' off....so find me, love me and kick me in the balls (or read my blogs @ myspace...you can see my ( Read more... )

So I don't update here anymore...but if you are curious to read about the stupid ass things I do you can find me here:

www.myspace.com/sassyswitch

I update there frequently and am quite addicted to it.

Love to all.

Back to paper writing.

So I don't usually get excited about movie let alone excited enough to go watch movie trailors...but I did. twice. and I cried with excitement both times. A few weeks ago it was over the trailor for Rent and today it was a trailor for Harry Potter. I am so lame...and fairly emotional for no reason :)

I'm watching VH1's Most Metal Moments and I feel strangely better about myself :) God Bless large hair, spandex, and flying V's.

oh man, is it possible to be so miserable? yes..I think it is...because I am. Boys will be the death of me, that's for sure. I think I should cut my vagina off and that might make it better :)

I did it. I got em done. I now have a total of 4 stars on each side. They go up in a diagonal direction from the two I already have. They increase in size as they go up toward my shoulder. The one that rest on my shoulder is about 2-2 1/2 inches big. They are incredible. It hurt like hell...but I didn't cry!

Exercising is going well. I have found a yoga class that isn't the death of me to go to. I have also enjoyed the Hi/Lo Groove as they call it. It's like doing show choir and aerobic moves to shitty club dance music. It's a hella good time. I can't wait until we get to do the tootsie roll ( Read more... )

Yoga my asshole....try pilates. FUCK. I think I bruised my tailbone. My abs are sore. My core is broken. I'm not sure I'm going back to her class...I'll find someone else who teaches it and hope for more yoga and less pilates.

Uh!

It hurts...

School started. The first week isn't even done and I'm super tired and super busy. Lots to talk about ( Read more... )

So the past week has been freaking nuts ( Read more... )