Because here, at least nobody knows my name ( Read more... )

My mom says that to me whenever I do or say something like my dad. Daddy and I had a little chat today. He asked me about John and what happened and I gave him the very short watered-down version (leaving out the part where I basically had to jump him in order to have sex, of course). He told me he never really understood mine and John's ( Read more... )

Nobody ever writes about the good stuff. So I figure, why the hell should I ( Read more... )

Question: If you're not here, then why is your fucking boyfriend still showing up at 8 in the morning with his fucking key that my fucking boyfriend doesn't fucking have? And why the fuck do you think I'd do you a fucking favor for your fucking boyfriend when I came home to a fucking mess because your lazy fucking ass couldn't go out and buy some ( Read more... )

I am mind-numbingly bored. I could honestly fall asleep right now. It's a nice change, not often I get to feel this way at work ( Read more... )

I've had 3 really good psyched up moments to talk to Tree about the moving out thing. I swear she knows it because all three times when I got up the nerve, she decided not to be home for once ... or thrice. It's not because I think she'll hate me, it's more like it'll be awkward because she's a big baby. Ever have that boyfriend that you tried to ( Read more... )

I absolutely LOATHE my hair lol. It just sits here on my head hanging out and doing that half-way/half-ass/half-flat thing. I'd cut it but I look better with long hair. Short is good in theory but I just come out looking like a little boy ... with boobs. Any suggestions on what I can do to spruce it up would be greatly appreciated. I could dye it ( Read more... )

I'm in class ( Read more... )

Yes, I am still alive. Just very busy. But not tired ... weird. Possibly sick though, or maybe it really is freezing cold in this room and I'm imagining that my cheeks feel really hot while the rest of my body is frigid. Shit, I hope not. It would suck to be sick during the first month of work. Because everyone knows you have to wait a while before ( Read more... )

Well, I'd rather be a jellyfish than a weiner. They're much too complicated for their own good. Actually my back hurts ... bad. It's hurt since yesterday so I wish I had no back, like a jellyfish. Get it? I'm clever ( Read more... )