Well, in response to the completly legitimate and democratic election of hamas, Israli officials have officially stated, "We're not going kill the palestinians, we're going to put them on a diet" Israel is going to starve the palestinians furthur because the outcome of the palestinian elections did not go the way they wanted them to go.

FUCK

Well I'm back from Oklahoma and you'll never guess what I learned while I was there. Apparently I'm a decendent of the great Nakasone samurai clan of the Rykyu islands.


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For those of you who don't already know I have created a fake myspace account that is fucking hillarious.

http://www.myspace.com/johnnystar

Well, in wee hours of the morning my house got rolled. Well sort of. If you count 2 rolls as "rolled". Seriously guys worst job ever! Here let me share with you the shere shittyness of their job.


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Well, another storm's a brewin in the gulf.

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Update time bitches: If you haven't already heard, I am finished writing a satiracle book called Fantasy the Novel. Now I know what your thinking, wow a book!but expect this thing to be a short book. It's technically a novel because a 90 pg story isn't a short story. I am not done typing it because it is so long but when I am feel free to email me ( Read more... )

Now normally I pass up these cutesy livejournal fluff stuff like this but I couldn't pass up a chance to pass up a chance to adopt the black rabbit of death from watership down. (Book)


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Ok,now I know I just updated yesterday with an lj poem, but as timing has it, I have become overwhelmed with awesome internet pages and I need to post them before my bookmark tab explodes. So anyway, read the post before this to and pretend they were three weeks apart. So with out further ado, some kickass webpages ( Read more... )

This was probably the hardest Lj poem I have ever written. If you can call stealling quotes writing. I have also noticed how damn angsty these poems are. I am hoping to find some emo ljs and make a ridiculous emo lj poem for my next post. I don't know if this one is good or not but here it is ( Read more... )