Best bad!fic line of the week

Jun 07, 2007 21:42

Brian looked at Justin’s hand in his and was grateful for how things were molding up.

Brian and Justin. Meant to be moldy.

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happier_bunny June 8 2007, 02:07:13 UTC
snort. moldy together, forever and ever!

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jane2005 June 8 2007, 02:10:23 UTC
IT'S TRU LUV!!!!

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hansardgal June 8 2007, 02:08:22 UTC
Brian and Justin have been in a relationship for a while, and things can tend to go a little "moldy". lol I think it's a typo and is meant to be "holding".

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jane2005 June 8 2007, 02:14:51 UTC
No, I don't think so, since the story...

Okay (god, I can't believe I actually know this) - okay, Brian's in a relationshit with Mikey and Justin moves in to the loft under theirs, and Brian proceeds to CHEAT HORRIBLY AND SHAMELESSLY on Michael, but that's okay because Justin is his suddenly found true luv 4evah, right? So Brian finally breaks up with Michael and marries Justin - despite the fact that Michael STILL DOESN'T KNOW anything and thinks Justin's like his BFF.

Of course, Brian's cheating on Michael, but of course he would NEVER cheat on Justin.

Uh huh.

Anyway, I think the writer is trying to say at that point that B/J are evolving nicely. Which is ridiculous, but Emmett, apparently, is the Greek Chorus for this fic.

I tried to fit "holding" in there too, but it just doesn't work.

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happier_bunny June 8 2007, 02:16:55 UTC
Why? Why do you do this to yourself? rofl

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jane2005 June 8 2007, 02:20:40 UTC
Why do you do this to yourself?

Masochism.

I also really like watching reality shows, to point and laugh at teh Awful. I actually watched the Bachelor - and with three contestants remaining, the Bachelor forced each one to bare her naked feelings and confess her true luv 4evah!!!

And then he dumped one.

I laughed my ass off.

I know, I'm a bad, bad person.

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larissa_j June 8 2007, 02:25:07 UTC
It's penicillin!love.

Bet Brian finds Fleming hot!

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jane2005 June 8 2007, 02:54:18 UTC
It's penicillin!love.

Yep, one big ol' ass shot will get rid of that.

Bet Brian finds Fleming hot!

Justin is King of Babylon Sticky Fluids!

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azureopal June 8 2007, 02:32:58 UTC
So Justin's pissed off and there's a fungus of some sort involved?

Is there PMSing and a yeast infection involved? I'm assuming Justin's the girl again . . . poor Justin.

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jane2005 June 8 2007, 02:55:34 UTC
I'm assuming Justin's the girl again

Well, first he was the other woman. Apparently, the writer just paralyzed him. I guess she was running out of the "other woman" plot and has now turned it into "Justin's paralyzed" plot.

I'm confused. What else is new.

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azureopal June 8 2007, 03:10:03 UTC
Apparently, the writer just paralyzed him.

OH NO!!!

Um . . . has the writer paralyzed his penis, too? Will Brian's magical technique cure him?

Um . . . what fic is this?

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jane2005 June 8 2007, 03:26:41 UTC
Draccone's "Forbidden Love" over at M-W.

Um . . . has the writer paralyzed his penis, too? Will Brian's magical technique cure him?

I'm waiting for the magical mystery fuck! But it hasn't come yet (cum? ooh, sorry).

But it gets better! Here's a comment and the author's response to the first chapter where poor wee Justin-in-the-well valiantly struggles:

I really like this story, but I've mostly been content to lurk. However, Justin's diagnosis is confusing to me. I'm a nurse at hospital and his condition just doesn't make sense. First of all, why is he paralyzed? What part of his brain did the bullet hit and how did it affect the area? Secondly, why will it take nine to ten months for him to regain mobilily? Third, if he is paralyzed how does he know when he has to go to the bathroom? Because if your whole body is paralyzed you really don't know. In fact, the paralyzed person usually has a foley inserted in thier penis. Maybe you should do a little bit of research on head injuries and paralysis ( ... )

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joesther June 8 2007, 02:53:39 UTC
I shouldn't have looked at this during class. I won't be able to get the smirk off my face for a while now. ;)

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jane2005 June 8 2007, 02:56:29 UTC
Sorry! I guess it's one of those "smirks not approved" classes?

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joesther June 8 2007, 16:32:17 UTC
No, not your fault. I actually needed a laugh/grin/smirk. So thanks for that.

And yeah, our classes aren't hardly ever "smirk-approved." :P

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