Best bad!fic line of the week

[jane2005]

Brian looked at Justin’s hand in his and was grateful for how things were molding up.

Brian and Justin. Meant to be moldy.

Comments

[jillapet]

Hey...isn't it getting time for the Second Annual Bad!Fic Awards?

Cause, y'know, it's been a banner year.

[jane2005]

Well, my partner in crime is out of the B/J loop, as are many who nominated fics. It was mostly a group effort, and many members of the group have gone to other fandoms, and/or lurking around the B/J field but not participating so much. Life moves on! I think the day of the B/J Bad Fic Award is in the past.

And to be perfectly honest, I don't really go out of my way to read this crap, so I'm not really that familiar with the bad!fic field. While you're right, there are SO MANY bad fics out there, I will gladly pass the bad!fic critic torch on.

[court1429]

omg, the author had just seen that dreadful nail fungus commercial where the cartoon fungus goes and jumps under the nail and is all "bwhaahahhahaha I've got you now, nail!"

Or. they've been hunting truffles.

(Or the author means "shaping" up?)

oy...

[jane2005]

Ah, shaping! Yep, that's it. Molding, shaping, same thing.

that dreadful nail fungus commercial where the cartoon fungus goes and jumps under the nail and is all "bwhaahahhahaha I've got you now, nail!"

Eeeek! I HATE that commercial! It's so icky.

[netlagd]

Could it have been holding up - the "m" and the "h" are not that far apart on the keyboard? and you do use the same finger if you are touch typing.

Of course mold is much more fun.

[jane2005]

Welcome!

[sildil]

*SCREAMS!*

[jane2005]

I NO!!!

[queenydiva]

Oh, Jane, I don't know how you can stand to read that crap! I get a few lines into one and start to twitch, lol. I'm impressed by your stamina and, uh, sense of purpose. ;) Jane, exposing bad!fic to fanfic readers everywhere!

[jane2005]

Mwhaahhahahahah

I notice there was no sign of "thank you" in there anywhere.

Bwah!