Best bad!fic line of the week

[jane2005]

Brian looked at Justin’s hand in his and was grateful for how things were molding up.

Brian and Justin. Meant to be moldy.

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[reeface]

OMG. MUST. DOODLE.

[jane2005]

OMG AND THEN YOU MUST SHARE.

[reeface]

BUT OF COURSE! ;D

[visitingagain]

Ah, memories. Sometime last year I came across a fic that referred to Brian listening to Justin's voice, and noticing that Justin was "a little horse."

Presumably his golden blond mane was braided, too.

I emailed it to a friend under the subject line: "THIS is why I can't read fanfic!!!"

[jane2005]

Justin was "a little horse."

Bwhaahhahaha

That's brill. And, yep, I just got the most AMUSING picture.

Yes = braids.

Also, yes, Brian bareback riding.

[mi_nion]

molding up? What, is fungus creeping up their bodies and joining together?

[jane2005]

is fungus creeping up their bodies and joining together?

I think so.

It would explain many, many a bad!fic, though. Or maybe just the whole B/J phenom. Or, maybe, just how the bad!fic writers find each other. They mold.

[netlagd]

I forgot to tell you, my all time favorite line is "a gluten for punishment"