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All I want for Christmas.....
-a gun
-crest white strips fo the baby
-a shit load of nineties clothing
-the conscience I once had in kinder years
-no more varicose veins
-a life partner wit a gun
-a suv
-confidence
-a 10" wang
-a microscope set
-warm socks -
bad L.A. moms
I would jus like to thank those fabulous four.....you know who u r....for an incredibly festive and cordial evening last night....i hope we can relive the magic every other night......the body shots......the marginalization by urban lesdians....the foreign food wit peanuts n noodles....crazy?....did the Thai invent gun powder as well......Thanks ( Read more... ) -
HELP?!
By now you're all wondering if I am in a crossroads in my life.....Much not unlike Britney's turn-of-the-century movie 'Crossroads'. Will.....after seeing her recent MTV performance, I sure am. After a terrible time in the Olde Worlde....which by the way include regular beatings.....a ballooning weight problem...tapered jeans...and maybe ( Read more... ) -
Bloody St. Valentine's Day Massacre
On this festive and most cordial of holidays one should ( Read more... ) -
Just stable enough to go to work.
Empiricism is that which one can see, hear, touch, taste or smell. -
Batty Bwoy n Chi Chi Mon
Well, just like pride I am really glad Caribana is over. But I will certainly miss those DL 'merican bruthas. This is what I have learned this week ( Read more... ) -
What's Not Hot
First, what's hot. This is the official pre-pride week what's hot'n'not list. I can't believe how people take pride seriously in this town. It is Rome's most festive and debauched of holidays, a Roman Holiday. Yeah, people start making plans, take the week off work and crash dieting like a month in advance. Fundamentally Bad Tony, who I have ( Read more... ) -
The new small talk.
The colloquialisms of Queen Elizabeth City aka Parklem:
stuna-player or gigolo
booshit-bullshit, ludacris, unreal
Sauga-Mississauga
be easy-have fun, enjoy yourself
More to come as we continue to uncover the History of Englische
What a weird night. I love Golden Griddle at 4 am. Fuck all you hos! -
Ok, my final LJ post ever. This time for real.
I called the former Duke of Buckinghamshire again, last night, on my break at 4 am. Can you say winner! I can't believe I did. I am a looser. I wish i was a sophisticated looser. I have resolved not to call this private and composed man ever, ever, but I do. I wish things could be different, but. I am going to rest. Signing off of LJ now, ( Read more... )