I am dating an Aries

[jane_eyrehead]

Treasured friends and confidants, I am seeing an Arien gentleman. I need to know how to keep him in a box, but a barely alive, just barely. He's not very co-dependent. But a gentleman he is. Emmy, can you him me up with some advice! Ellie, sorry about the disconnection the other night. My phone's battery died, kind just like me. Help

Comments

[flyingbuttress]

Keep up a non-commitment vibe! Even go into detail about the wang you just nibbled on in the stall - anything! But also tell him that you think he's super Aryan-chic. He'll bite.

[paradise_loser]

tylenol and water should do the trick.

girl in the box

[lady_byron]

OMG Kamal, I'm so glad we talked last night. What a whirlwind! I'm all the time picturing you and George the King watching Big Mama's House.

Let me tell you something about the Aries nation, if I can represent. We love chicken. Plus, there are several clues about our hearts which I will gladly reveal on the phone. Are you around this aft?