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[janet_reno]

Did you sexy celeb folk know that there is a site devoted to my hotness

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everybody here thinks (s)he needs you

[mojofilter]

*le sigh* Janet, you're so hot, you even have bitches transcribing letters from other bitches.

Dear Janet:

If you ever happen to come across my humble little site, I just want to make it clear that I am just a fan, and not some freaky sociopathic stalker. Consider this site the pathetic adult equivalent of Tiger Beat for socially challenged femme lesbians with a little book learnin' and too much time on their hands. When you think about it, this site isn't all that different in spirit from those hot pictures of Dianne Feinstein and Barbara Boxer you've got pinned to your bathroom mirror..

TLA,
Dolores
XOXOXO

P.S. I really DO think you're hot. Seriously.

[nicholasbrendon]

Janet, you are so sexy. May I birth your young?

[msi_kitty]

I was looking around for something amusing and well I found this and thought... Wow Janet Reno is sexy... She even makes Steve stop dancing when you push on an exclamation point... What a goddess