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[janet_reno]

Hello everyone, I haven't updated for quite awhile, as I have been distracted by things that a sexy woman like myself would be distracted by. I would let you know what these things are, but really it's more fun to fantasize about what they are. I shall allow you to do so. *waits* *hands you a tissue to clean yourself up with* *giggles

Comments

[parkerposey]

You are by far the sexiest. I was starting to worry that my Janet wasn't ever going to come back. Just who on earth am I going to be able to get high and make out with? You always offer great tongue. I've missed you, the world has been an unsexy place without you.

I suggest naming the donkey Parker.. that way you can always be riding me and I won't have to hurt the poor donkey.

[leslie_carter]

*fans self* *swoon*

Oh Janet, you bring out the ** in me.

[portia_de_rossi]

Hot damn! Janet in a bathing suit. My dreams come to life.