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[janey_emm]

Nothing says Monday morning like a spider in the bathtub

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[anonymous]

Question: what do you hate more -- spiders or kidney beans?
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[janey_emm]

Spiders, clearly. Kidney beans don't scare me; I just won't eat them. An illustrative example: if I got a kidney bean in my mouth, I would either spit it out delicately, or try to swallow it whole while silently resenting whoever had served it to me. If I got a spider in my mouth, you would literally never hear the end of it. My headstone would read "there was this one time where she got a spider in her mouth."