Need to head West.


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Subject: CDC Update on Bird Flu

The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately.

1. High Fever
2. Congestion
3, Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints.
6. An irresistible urge to shit on someone's windshield.

Friday night, the Trans-Siberian Orchestra was really, really good. Unfortunately, somebody with really horrible body odor was sitting near us, and the people behind us were obnoxious. If I were in Erica's seat, I think I would have started a fight at a Christmas spectacular ( Read more... )

Hallelujah the weekend is here!

Trans-Siberian Orchestra at the BJCC tonight!
Velcro Pygmies at the Jupiter in Tuscaloosa late tonight!
Alabama football tomorrow! Roll Tide!

What a friend overheard earlier today:

"That girl is so hot, I'd drag my balls over a mile of broken glass just to eat the corn out of her crap."

That's devotion, my friends. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha

I'm gonna go ahead and say it:

Bowling tonight, I think I will make a run at another 200 game. Gonna go ahead and call it now. I'm not saying I will BREAK 200, but it will be close. Feelin' it. Feelin' it. Good vibes.

Hope many of you are there to help me celebrate.

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is ( Read more... )

So Fro and myself were making fun of an Auburn fan in a chatroom a few minutes ago... calling him a goat lover... a running theme with this guy ( Read more... )

This Is My Life, RatedLife:

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I picked up a hitchhiker on Saturday morning on my way to Tuscaloosa ( Read more... )