Why does an elephant have four feet?

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Because six inches would look silly.

Pretty good weekend ( Read more... )

Weekend's here!

Party tonight!

With Goats!

Yay!

Can't find energy this week. *yawn*

Thanks to all who came out last night. :)

I was asleep before midnight. Been tired all week. Crazy.

Got a haircut. Whooooo ( Read more... )

There is a toddler in a patient room next to my office who will not quit screaming and crying. She has been hollering for the past 15 minutes solid. I woke up grumpy, and I am having extremely bad thoughts about how to make the kid shut up right now. I should feel bad ( Read more... )

I TRY TO MAKE THESE ENTERTAINING AND REVEALING... here we go ( Read more... )

This is my journal entry for the day. Discuss.

Headline from ESPN.com:

Dick to replace Johnson vs. Gamecocks

Priceless.

I want to take up yoga.