still the same old jane...

[janiecash]

how? because this entry is about poop

Comments

[gabizoidal]

funniest freaking thing i've read all day! i've puked extreme amounts of water and i can only IMAGINE what this was like

[janiecash]

i am honored to be the funniest thing you've read all day!!! i really am. i even went to your friends page to see what i was up against.

by the way, you used to do a knitting group at stony brook right? because i saw a flyer for some knitting community in the area and the person's name was danielle or something and i thought of you...and then, i realized that your name is gabrielle, right?

anyway, i looked through your journal too and i'm upset you're in CA now (?) because i would have liked to knit or crochet with you! we should have been friends. like...RL friends...not LJ friends. well, both.

anyway, i have to end this awkwardness to take a pharmacology test.

[gabizoidal]

i always wanted to start one in stony brook and its so weird that someone finally got one now that i'm long far gone.. cause my name is danielle too (gabi et al are nicknames from when i was wee)

anyhow, are you still rockin dreadlocks? i havent talked to you in eons and i think i only saw them once or twice at the coffee shop in sb

[drealdbest]

This salt water flush is part of some crazy diet involving lemon juice and maple syrup that people at Mike's job was on. Yeah it apparently beats everyone.

ah, the master cleanse.

[janiecash]

did mike try it? hahaha. so was everyone like spraying poop all over the employee bathroom? does mike work with women? i forget where he works.

i have no doubts in my mind that the MASTER CLEANSE truly is the master of cleanses after i only tried one part of it...oh geez.

i gotta know, did anyone last? and what was the result?

Re: ah, the master cleanse.

[drealdbest]

Mike did not try it, I don't really know how it worked out for anyone who did.

You moved in with your uncle?

[eronaturtle]

I'm surprised you had time to write that with all the pooping! :-p

[drealdbest]

and now the girl in lab is doing the diet. The tea made from maple syrup, lemon juice, and pepper just sounds gross

Poo!!!

[amu_d_klr_whale]

I love stories about poo! Now that I'm not working, maybe I should try this salt water thing. I love to poo in my own house!