Molly: What the fuck am I watching?
Molly: Oh, it's icarly.

: trying to explain captcha to my mother:
Me: "It's so you aren't a robot"
:realizes what I said, walks away laughing:
Mom: "So I type in Robot?"

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DON'T TROLL ME, DILL HOLE!

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im losing my mind

JOHN FOUND MUTSY.
I've had that stuffed animal since I was about one or two years old.
[[ill be 20 on march 5th, =p]]]]

& I lost him today. And he found him.
It's

i found that in my saved drafts. dont feel like deleting it.
I found it to be the best day of my life...

I am playing Left 4 Dead with Mozart [here in livejournal]

I want to learn how to projectile vomit.
I always feel better after a good throw up...
But could you imagine how much better you would feel after a good throw up that went for like 10 feet?

Just a thought.

Anyways.. xbox live id is Clementin3 right now
Might change it soon =p

this is something to blog about.

MY cat, Aqualung, fucking BIT me. holy hell.

This is the first time he's actually >bit bit< me since we got him!!!!!!

oh yeah and... ouch

aposjfoawier


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