"Look how big the hole is!" "It's so hard!" "Bend to my will!" "I'm so close!" "I'm a yarn balla! First, I need to learn how to rap. I'm sure there are rap classes."
Stale tortilla chips smell like freshly applied paint. This makes me incredibly sad, as I just got home from school/work, and I wanted to dip chips into my pimento cheese spread. I think I'm going to get some tacos to rectify this.
Chloe: Once upon a time there was a dragon named Melissa. She was a vegetarian, so she died. Melissa: Once upon a time there was a fairy princess and she was stupid. She left her wallet in the dough nut shop.