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You can never hit flying insects as hard as you want to.
It is one of lifes most frusterating dilemas.

hey, did anyone take their license test in Portland instead of Sherwood? It's either september 30th at sherwood, or the 13th in Portland. Anyone know if it's that bad?

Sweet.

P.S.

Snakes on a what?

On a mother fucking plane.


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Hello all, as you probably are all aware, Snakes on a Plane is coming up, and I need to get my snake on. To create my Jake the Snake impersonation, I need a pair of (preferably red) tights, though I suppose any color will work. So, please, if anyone has a pair of old tights that they don't mind getting ruined, please let me know!


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Sooo, my birthday happens to fall on a tuesday. You know what ELSE falls on a tuesday? TWLEVE DOLLAR TUESDAYS AT BULLWINKLES ( Read more... )

Hahha....I spent ALL of yesterday being convinced that I had some sort of plans for saturday...I, for the life of me, could not remember. I was wondering who I had made plans with all day.

Turns out it was with the highland games. I'm sooo mad!

Anyway, off to attempt to buy a warped tour ticket so I can go see my bro's band play...haha

Firstly, congrats on being awake this late.

Secondarily, come to my house and play Mario Party. You KNOW you have nothing better to do...

We have three people, and playing with a computer is lame...

If you happen to wake up from now until probably 10 or 11 in the morning, gimmie a call. We'll be here...

DO ITTTTTTTTT

Came home today to see my mom and my old pre-school teacher sitting on the steps. My mom introduced her to Claire, and then told me about my cat. She said he had died ( Read more... )

Fantastic!
My hatred of dances is going and going and going...tonight was fantastic. The dancing was pretty fun, there was free food and drink, and the music was...it was bumping...

*vomits*

And then DJ's house was just amazing, I had a great time! Thanks again

And thank you Claire, muah. Have fun at Kayley's

My brother was on the way to play a show at rock'n'roll pizza tonight, a friend from Eugene was driving him. I guess they swerved a bit left, over corrected right, spun across the highway and slammed into the retaining wall on the right ( Read more... )