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'Let's you and me go fishing,' said the angler to the worm.
-B.B.

A brainiac with a cranium packed with more uranium than a maniac Saudi Arabian;
A highly-combustible head, spasmatic;
Strapped to a Craftmatic adjustable bed.
-M.M.

Why is it that I'm surprised that reggae music is most agreeable when I'm stoned?
-J.S.

Don't ever change you hungry little bashful hound

So here I am at the end of a two-week, 11 hours-a-day Health 100 class. This weekend is going to be so nice knowing I won't have to wake up at 4 o clock in the morning any more. It's nice spending time with Crystal. I missed her ( Read more... )

Today I'm being awarded a scholarship for excellence in the Performing Arts at Palomar. Now I don't have to make up as much shit to put on my resume.

Finals are next week and I would usually associate them with some sort of vacation time afterwards ( Read more... )

I woke up this morning with a vicious hangover ( Read more... )

I honestly thought I'd never be in a play where I get to throw a Nazi salute while I'm wearing a giant strap-on dildo.

Has anyone ever gotten the feeling that you've reached your emotional peak with a work of art after you've just experienced it? It could be listening to a wonderful CD, reading a masterful work of Literature, or seeing an amazing film or play. It's torn out your heart, made you FEEL more than you have in a long time, but it's over...and there will ( Read more... )

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