Hi,

Leaving Sydney tonight for the freezer in Canberra. For the first time I have managed to get near a PC where I feel slightly comfortable posting ... the airport.

All going well. Happy. Stressed. Both. Yes.

Hope everyone is well - missing you all ...

xx J

The next time you are having a bad day, imagine this:
You are a siamese twin,
Your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay.
You're not.
He has a date coming over tonight.
You only have one ass.

On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to the United States of America. We haven't been getting along very well recently and for that, I am truly sorry ( Read more... )

2 livejournal entries in one day? whats going on?

it is very hot and sweaty here. just got home from vanderlizeds 20th birthday. so sweet and so loved :)

and there ends a fantastic weekend.

xx J

Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step in ( Read more... )

1. It is important to find a man who cooks well.
2. It is important to find a man that is classy in public.
3. It is important to find a man who is good in bed.
4. It is important that these three men never meet.

Vehicle makers have installed black boxes in four-wheel drives and ( Read more... )

President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and ( Read more... )

Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day and you have to read his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you got to love this!!!! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview ( Read more... )

"Homosexuality is God's way of insuring
that the truly gifted aren't
burdened with children."
-- Sam Austin