All I can say is I'm tired. I thought since today was an optional work day (and I decided before bed that I wasn't going in) that my beautiful body would embrace the warmness of my bed and recharge longer than it did. But my biological clock knew it was Monday so I tossed and turned so much after 0800 that I had no choice but to get out of bed... ( Read more... )

I woke up this morning feeling fat and hungry. At first I blamed my dream, where I was sitting at a TGI Friday's waiting for my order to arrive. One of my friend's was there, and some strange baby. Then I realized I always wake up fat ( Read more... )

When my eyes closed last night, the stalker wasn't there. I think it's probably because I relocated to NY. It was a small studio, with a view, in a highrise. Stangely, work took me there. My boss (Herm Edwards) showed up and told me the apartment was $780 a month, and that was too pricey. Does everyone know I'm cheap?

We met a few nights ago at a fast food restaurant. I noticed him because he was flirting with me. Now, he waits for m every night when I close my eyes. I want him in my bed; he wants me dead. I'm fairly sure this is similar to how Buffy feels. Where's the Scooby Gang when you need them most?

Here's a retelling of a classic for you, short and sweet.  But of course, to the point.

There once was a squaw from Cali,
always adding men to her "tally."
She would lift up her lace
and get white cream on her face,
on her knees in the Castro Valley.

Balls of white, red ( Read more... )

I think I've always been a dog.  I mean, I used to walk up to strangers, thrust my ass in their face to introduce myself and then sniff their ass to see if they had the right material to be my friend (or, far more frequently, someone I could fuck).  Then I found an owner.  I tried to wear a leash for a while, not because he tried to restrain me but ( Read more... )

I wouldn't really call it a date ( Read more... )

I got out of the car at the grocery store and heard the jingling.  This time of year, that usually means one thing - the Salvation Army bell ringer.  Typically, I don't donate to them.  I mean, it's a good cause.  But they are so anti-gay that Target banned bell ringers from the fronts of their stores.  I suppose that being anti-gay is a typical ( Read more... )

According to wikipedia, the exact origin is unknown.  Some etymologists say it comes from a German phrase used as a cruel joke on Holocaust victims.  When one prisoner was released, the jailer would yell, "Alle, alle auch sind frei!"  To the prisoners, this would signal "Everyone, everyone also is free!"  But, if any other prisoners also left, they ( Read more... )