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[jason_bateman]

First, there's thisSecondly, I'd like to take this opportunity to wish Teri Hatcher and the entire cast and crew of Desperate Housewives the best of luck this evening. I've got $1000 bucks going on you saucy vixens, so don't let me down. I should also add that this morning I legally changed my name to Tony Shalhoub, just to be safe. It might

Comments

[w_arnett]

It wasn't a handjob, I just brushed past you. Get some help.

[jason_bateman]

When you brush past someone in the shower, it can be construed so many ways. Don't speak, I know just what you're saying.

[poehler]

Oh Bateman, you complete me. Thank you for the card!

I'm never gonna make it like you do,
A

[jason_bateman]

Oh Amy, show me the money. You deserve a thousand crappy e-cards.

Even the nights are better,
B

[d_cross]

BATEMAN :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* .....was that not what you wanted?

[jason_bateman]

Gee, why wouldn't I want you back.

[ex_aliashaw]

i'm done with the emmys for life

[jason_bateman]

Good for you. They're a hard habit to break.