Don't call it a comeback. I've been here for years.

Holy fucking frijoles. Is this what we're doing now? "Nudging" people? Have you no shame, any of you ( Read more... )

Ow, my vocal cords!

:'(

It's seldom that I apologize, but I'd be lying if I said I don't feel a tinge of regret at neglecting to keep up with the rough and tumble world of internet journaling. You all had expectations, how could you not. I excel in practically every facet of both my personal and professional life and let's not even get started on how impeccable my ( Read more... )

The year was 1988. The place was Reno, Nevada. The smell was the neighborhood Taco Bell burning to the ground after an angry mob lit said Bell ablaze after it ran out of tacos on Free Taco Tuesday. I was attending the annual convention of Hogan Family fans, aka The Hoganthon '88 at the Ramada Hotel. Conventions were nothing new to me, having ( Read more... )

First, there's thisSecondly, I'd like to take this opportunity to wish Teri Hatcher and the entire cast and crew of Desperate Housewives the best of luck this evening. I've got $1000 bucks going on you saucy vixens, so don't let me down. I should also add that this morning I legally changed my name to Tony Shalhoub, just to be safe. It might ( Read more... )

So that's how it's going to be. You win this round ( Read more... )

Jesus, who do I have to blow to get a fucking paid account around here. I'd do it? But I'm Jason Bateman. I don't buy my own paid accounts, this much is gospel. Let's let those fingers do the ass-kissing, shall we? Until then you're stuck with these three icons that, while I found them equal parts insanely attractive, informative, and funny at ( Read more... )

This much I know: Somebody somewhere right now is making a joke or a reference at the expense of C. Thomas Howell. They'll point out the obviousness of the downward spiral of his career trajectory, or they'll make light of certain entries in his filmography (namely, Soul Man) and laugh and laugh and laugh. At what, I'm not sure. It stands to ( Read more... )