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jason_bateman

showtime

Jan 23, 2006 00:30

Holy fucking frijoles. Is this what we're doing now? "Nudging" people? Have you no shame, any of you ( Read more... )

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w_arnett January 23 2006, 06:01:13 UTC

I will part your heavenly clouds all right.

jason_bateman January 23 2006, 06:07:44 UTC

I worried that my idle threat would be misconstrued as my threatening you with a Cleveland Steamer. But we all know that with you that would hardly be a threat, and with me it would be anything but idle.

poehler January 23 2006, 06:12:28 UTC

I refer to you as Bates all the time, usually when Will is eating me out and I accidentally scream your name, and Will says this is a lame nickname. For that reason, you should not fornicate with him.

jason_bateman January 23 2006, 06:14:42 UTC

Nice try, cockblocker.

poehler January 23 2006, 06:21:34 UTC

I don't know anything about the blockage of the cock.

jason_bateman January 23 2006, 06:23:59 UTC

Oh, to be the buns in that icon.

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derossi January 23 2006, 07:21:59 UTC

I think I forgot to nudge.

jason_bateman January 23 2006, 09:06:51 UTC

I forgot to give a rat's. Jokes, you Aussie vixen, you could pass for do-able in that icon.

derossi January 23 2006, 14:09:18 UTC

Pass? And hey it's not like it was deliberate, I simply pay no attention to "new features." I'll see you on the 29th, we can pothole some hookers (I'm glad you're back)!

ex_aliashaw January 23 2006, 19:50:19 UTC

actually he left because he understood he could never measure up to the standard by which i measure all men, i.e. you. i'll strangle you with my massive arms if you leave again.

jason_bateman January 25 2006, 04:29:39 UTC

You're being unfair on the boy. There's a chance I was packing a sock when you did your measuring.

jordana January 24 2006, 22:23:37 UTC

I've added you.

jason_bateman January 25 2006, 04:30:57 UTC

And it's not even my birthday.