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[jason_bateman]

The year was 1988. The place was Reno, Nevada. The smell was the neighborhood Taco Bell burning to the ground after an angry mob lit said Bell ablaze after it ran out of tacos on Free Taco Tuesday. I was attending the annual convention of Hogan Family fans, aka The Hoganthon '88 at the Ramada Hotel. Conventions were nothing new to me, having

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[meyers_seth]

You should put Rick in mbp_suggest, I'd like to see him show up and oh-so-poetically help you get past this and other traumas of having been a child star. I'm sure he has his own stories about John Houseman and maybe even Dennis Franz, so you can be there for him too.

[jason_bateman]

It goes without saying that if I were to suggest anyone from my Spoons days it would be the finely aged Erin Grey. This place isn't big enough for both Ricky and myself and I am offended at the notion that I alone cannot fulfill all of your former child star needs. Bateman out.

[derossi]

I thought that was leading elsewhere.

[jason_bateman]

Sorry to disappoint. Or delight, whichever.

[ex_aliashaw]

This was horrifying. I agree with the part about your handsome factor though.

[jason_bateman]

On the contrary - THIS is horrifying.

[becca_romijn]

Yes, that woman from monster is hideous when put next to you! haha Anyway, I'm adding you

[jason_bateman]

I'm glad you agree. Maybe I'll let you date me.

[becca_romijn]

Could I really be that lucky?

[jason_bateman]

Only time will tell.

[michaelcera]

And nine months later I was born.

[jason_bateman]

Every saga has its beginning.