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[jason_bateman]

It's seldom that I apologize, but I'd be lying if I said I don't feel a tinge of regret at neglecting to keep up with the rough and tumble world of internet journaling. You all had expectations, how could you not. I excel in practically every facet of both my personal and professional life and let's not even get started on how impeccable my

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[w_arnett]

My meat isn't street now that I got that job at Bennigan's, are you going to dump me?

[jason_bateman]

Bring me a loaded baked potato and I'll be yours forever, though I'm assuming you still won't let me kiss you on the lips. Your heart may be gold but it's still as cold as ice.

[poehler]

Which one of us is Nick Nolte?

[jason_bateman]

I don't have what it takes to pull this look off. It's all you baby.

[poehler]

I look like that every morning, I'm on a roll!

[iones]

teach me the ways of the secular flesh. You knew it was coming.

[jason_bateman]

I honestly had no idea, and frankly neither will you. I'm big on surprises.