Are you there, God? It's me, Schmitty.

[jason_schmidt]

Those young pitchers keep stealing my thunder. Dontrelle Willis doesn't have anywhere near the beautiful smile I have. Jon Garland's head doesn't reflect rays of sunshine like mine does. Come on, guys, I'm still alive. My shoulder's not hurt; my heart is. Please, God, make everyone love me again.

Comments

[noah_lowry]

Schmidty... have you been hanging out with Brett? And listening to his I Love the '80s collection? Let me hook you up with some real music. I guess it's true that journals bring out the angst in most people. This is why teenage girls are so adamant to keep theirs HIDDEN from their parents and friends.

[jason_schmidt]

Will you be my new best friend? Rags said that if I don't leave him alone, he's going to line all the toilets with Icy Hot and blame it on me. If Moises gives me another swirly, I'll cry.

[brett_tomko]

You're mocking me aren't you?

[mias_nomeboy]

I understand you Schmitty. I understand.
They used to love me. They used to chant my name. Now all I can do is cry because they forget about me.

I'm Nomah. Doesn't anyone care? And MIA IF YOU'RE READING THIS, NO! You don't count!

[jt_snow]

PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER, MAN.

[lance_niekro]

I'm with JT on this one. You gotta rest that arm and stop being such a pussy. Get a tattoo or something. Noah has flames and he only throws 90!! Do something crazy man!! And stop lighting my goddamn sneakers on fire that shit ain't cool

[jason_schmidt]

It's not my fault your foot odor is flammable.