GRIEF

Jason experiences a grief of such tremendous proportions it must be ( Read more... )

Dear Everfresh Fruit Juice people:

Your seasonal flavored juice, "St. Nick's Cinnamon Apple", tastes like a fucking candle. A CANDLE.

Love, The Jasonator.

to the tune of Young Jeezy's "My President is Black"

My president's half-white, my cadillac's red, the rest of the Government's the color of my bread.

My original intent was to post something long and clever, but alas, I'm not going to. Instead, here's a music video.

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A special treat:

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Say, Sport! Why the sour puss? Oh, no! You got laid off ( Read more... )

Gentle reader; is there anything on earth more wonderful than the Ice Cream Truck? Whatever inane tune it plays, bent by distance, a siren song. Is it coming from the next block over? Is it getting closer or further away? Will it turn onto my street or should I go madly pounding through the neighborhood, a man in whatever clothes I had on at the ( Read more... )

this has been stuck in my head for days:

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FUCK YOU YOURE GOING TO MAKE ME BROKE ( Read more... )

TO EXPAND ON LAST NIGHT


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thank you life for not letting me sleep AGAIN even though I was trying ( Read more... )