y all u biatchEz bE quittin??? fuk man, all dez hos @ 1 of mah IRRRRVINE (REPREZENT!!! LOL) teatrez kEEP fuckkin QUITTEN!!! i neeedz u 2 $ell comMmbloz!!! all off u BITCHESS arrr iiice kold man, lyke mah 1ce tray. wUtevz, i gOTz da NeW cHx whoze mY frend! n dat othr duuude, he is MAH BRO n... i dun need n-e of u!!! ALL I NEED IZ MAH TRUK & MAH ( Read more... )

yah beeyatches is all cryin bout what teh shit i's gonna do fo valentines day. fo X-ample, my fine ass wife was like ';do yo even kno what day id is?!!!111" so i say, "VALENTYN"S DAY, BEATCH!!!111" then i jumped way high an slapped her with my hands!!!!1111 LOL ( Read more... )

h20oooooNOOOOOOOs!!!! 1 of MY theeters wUZ flODOed w sody waterrrs tday!!!!!! OMG!!! dEm wINy bITcHEz wuz LyKe, deyz water wuz everyfwrere! Duh, mothaFUCKAS, its cuz U rnt $ellin Enuff cOmBOz!!! Kry me 1 fuckin rivErrr bITChEz!!! bOo hOoo din't $$$ell ComBoeZ!! :( :( :( :( :( :( hahahaha Whut a bunch of l0srs ( Read more... )

lol u evr have 2 go 2 Conflict Management/Resolution seminarzz?!1 Deyz fukkin wack yo. Iz team werk' importent to J-dawg??? FUCK NAW!!! That's why I gots a bigasss truck n' sheeyt. To kep bitchez in LINE with ATITUDE ( Read more... )

OMG y0 chek out dis SICK ASS pic i fownd at my 'rents crib!!


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OMG tha'tas a LOT of fuckin smilee faces/!! i mene sad faces bc IM SAD bc my BesTESt EMPloyee nick totally fuckin QUit and i gUezz GOT a BeTtar job??! Shitz, it sux w/o him! I TOTALLY had the CAPs lock kee on for like TWO DAYS!!! OMG!! LOL!1 and No1 was theR to fiX it 4 me. :( :( :( I hud 2 buy a hole new fuckin computar!!11 LOL then my FINE ASS ( Read more... )

gawdamn man whys dems beeyotches gettin' me down? when i say Regal Coporate Headquarters be instructifyin me to make beeyatches sel more combos, dat mens you gots ta DO THAT SHIT!!!! bitches sell comboes!!1!1 ( Read more... )

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goddam i wuz up til 2 am last nite watchin this nature shit on tv. this shit wuz bout bears fo realz. it wuz this fuucked up shit wit deez kidz gettin eaten by bearz, dawgz. OMG BEAR DAWGSA!!!!11111ldlsf;skd LOLOL ( Read more... )

dis post is 4 all u peeps out dere! i wuz buyin sum comboez 4rm sum place and VROOM OMG! mah DREAMKAR wuz dere!

O-M-G duuudez! chhhccke out mah sweet BUMPIN RYDE!


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