Thank God this english class is almost over. Unfortunately i have to give a ten minute presentation on a poem today. Blech. Wish me luck ( Read more... )

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So my English final (which counts for 40% of my grade) is a stupid poetry project/presentation. I need ideas for a poem. I want something thats a page or two long and has to do with conflict between two lovers (specific, i know. Im going to make a parody video and put a weezer song to it. Thats why). Anyhow, if you have any ideas, please ( Read more... )

It's not ENG-1510, its MRS-WESTOFFS-OPINIONS 1510. This class has been about as enjoyable as sex with a cactus. My grade is good (95% or something), but the complete lack of intellectual honesty I see constantly implied in almost every literary work we read is getting old. We just finished a book called "The Color of Water". It was basically ( Read more... )

Make sure you have something warm to wear in addition to your costume.

Party tonight at my haus. Get there at 7:30 to 8ish. Dress up in something cool. If you can swing it, bring a couple bucks for pizza. If not, just be poor and take some anyway. All manner of games/movies/screwingoff/whattheheckever shall likely occur. Foods - donuts/cider/coffee/espresso/pizza/chips&crackers&stuff. We're playing our gravenger ( Read more... )

A general invitation/reminder that there will be another dress-em-up halloween party at our house this saturday (oct. 29th). 1$ to anyone who guesses who im going as:

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So today is my first day of class. The last time i was thrown into a racially/religiously diverse moshpot of american/quasiamerican folk was during 8th grade. My social skills kinda sucked then, or as i like to think of it, 90% of the other students spoke a different language than me: usually wanting to talk about pot and boobies 90% of the time ( Read more... )

When you leave your car doors unlocked, you're practically inviting some little punk kids to come in and steal whatever is inside. Unfortunately, last night/this morn i was thiefisized by some punk. He managed to cleverly break into my unlocked vehicle, use the garage opener (and not steal anything [that ive noticed yet] from the garage), open ( Read more... )