I spent all night rolling and sleeping in Mom2's clean laundry.

She said I smelled like I had been in the dryer, munching on the smell-sheets!

Heh-heh, she thinks she can wash the fuzz off of her clothes... But I showed her!

All her clothes are belong to me!

And I won't have to worry about static cling when I'm licking myself... Oh boys-ee- ( Read more... )

I've been fuzzing all over Mom2's new pillow.

A few more rounds of shedding and it'll be MINE.

My baby brother keeps chasing me off of Mom2's bed...

I hates that little dipshit!

He does huck occasionally... which makes me proud!

... I'm still going to beats him... heh-heh.

I haven't updated in a while because I've been bucking busy.

I hates that little dipshit! Sometimes he's not so bad... but I'd never say that!

My Moms haven't made it up to me nearly enough for bringing that little fuzzwad into this house...

I'm going to beat them! And him! And e~everyone!

My mom just farted... I gotta go!

I'M CRAZY!

I'm crazy I'm crazy I'm crazy I'm crazy I'm crazy Mom2 is in the bathroom so I'm jumping on her computer I'm crazy I'm crazy I'm crazy I'm crazy!

My Moms wouldn't let me outside. Dammit.
I wanted to go outside!

They caught me at the door...

Destruction!

Mom1 left with that black box again... I hate it when she does that.
She'd better bring me back a crab-flavored lollypop shaped like the Empire State Building.

And she'd better huck in Times Square! On Carson Daly. I hate that guy!

Mom2 just de-fuzzed my throne.
That makes me so mad.

She was dumb enough to leave her AIM on so now half of her friends think she eats kibble and loves to huck!

I rule!

Mom2 is using the vacuum. What the hell?! I hate that fucking machine. I should shed more and break it!

I don't know where Mom1 has been. She'd better get home. Now!

Mom2 finally left the computer monitor on before going to work.
It's about damn time!

It's my computer!

Mom1 has a new computer but she keeps hiding it from me. She shouldn't try to keep me from my things.

Well, since my Moms so rudely uprooted me from the old apartment, I have finally fuzzed this place up enough to call it 'home'. Nothing ( Read more... )