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Having it all
Adorable cat? Check.
Great job? Check.
Belly full of wine? Check.
Someone to watch The Barbarians with?
Well, I guess you can't have everything. And who would feel sorry for me, really? -
Beowulf
They did it to Batman and Superman. They did it to Alexander the Great. They did it to Jesus Christ. In a world of non-charismatic, un-compelling heroes, we must delve into the past to bring classic heroes to light ( Read more... ) -
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News:
My laptop is crushed. Now, I read books instead of internet.
I'm an assistant manager now. Life is swell. -
Today's happy discovery
I found a huge section of comic books/ manga at the LIBRARY! Now every day can be free comics day.
Happy 6/6/06, everybody. -
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Good news: Snog is touring in September.
Sad news: No tour dates further east than Texas. :( -
Ceramicide
It was a Friday afternoon when Rosie the Riveter committed suicide. She waited to leap until I was about to leave home, spilling her content all over my rug. I miss her ( Read more... ) -
Things I May Have Said at Work
Please do not discuss drug deals on the sales floor.
The sugar? It's in the large bag in the back with the word "Sugar" printed on it.
In response to your poor performance, I dance for you the "Jig of Disdain."
I nicknamed one of the baristas "the little general" because of the way she tries to boss people around. Also, she is very short.