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[jawjatek]

My little village is booming now.

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[msotisregrets]

I like your crime and employment statistics. It's like, the anti-Memphis.

[jawjatek]

Thanks. I'm still waiting on my first big crime wave. We'll have public hangings and sell tickets. The homeless will sell snacks, foam fingers, and t-shirts, so it's like they're self employed. I live in the house in the middle of the plowwed field. Stop by some time for tea and biscuits.