I'm back!  What did I miss?

"Swine flu" is just a government cover-up for a zombie outbreak!

This dude abides.  Hope all is well in your little neck of the woods.

Her:  You're such a good man, why aren't you married?
Me:  Well, I look like Shrek, and I sleep on a king-sized waterbed, filled with the tears of all the children I've stolen candy from. 

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Use "animalian" in common conversations more often, because it's an awesome word. Chics will dig you, peers will be laid low by your very presence, and your hair will come back.

I was just thinking to myself, "By the end of this day, I'm going to wind up in a zebra-striped room, surrounded by red curtains, listening to a backwards talking dwarf."

My city is about to reach 100 citizens!

How bored am I?

I haven't posted anything of substance for some time now.  I feel a ramble building up and need to release some of the pressure.  As I type this post, be aware the words you read are merely a distraction, like the wild hand gestures of a spastic magician, to prevent you from discovering the underlying demons I'm wrestling.  Think for example of ( Read more... )

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