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[jawjatek]

Her:  You're such a good man, why aren't you married?
Me:  Well, I look like Shrek, and I sleep on a king-sized waterbed, filled with the tears of all the children I've stolen candy from. 

Comments

[jawjatek]

Thanks, lady. We could use some gas if you have some to spare.

[binsk]

Post more.

[jawjatek]

I'd like to bud, but they're making me work for a living if you can believe that.

[binsk]

pfft. you had time to reply, you got time for a one line post. :)

That being said, good to see you're not dead, ya bastage.