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 I wish I was even half as awesome as my dog thinks I am.

1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
A.  Negative
2) What was your dream growing up?
A. To be a Tyrannosaurus Rex
3) What talent do you wish you had?
A. The ability to play music
4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
A. Vault
5) Favorite vegetable?
A. Broccoli
6) What was the last book you read?
A. Grant Comes East - Newt Gingrich and ( Read more... )

My little village is booming now.

Huckabee won in Iowa.

"Chuck Norris and Lance Armstrong once had a testicle-counting contest. Chuck Norris won. By FIVE." - 
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• I felt sick all weekend, and slept through most of it.  I did watch The Polar Express on Friday night.  Is it just me or were there some pretty creepy undertones to that movie?  I expected to see an elfish charnel house by the time they made it to North Pole City.  If nothing else, I was looking for a reindeer-skin rug by Santa's fireplace if you ( Read more... )

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 I've never been musically inclined, but I've always wanted to play the 6# Napoleon canon in the William Tell Overture and the horsewhip in Sleigh Ride.

Now, I want to play the Tesla Coil in EVERYTHING!

I usually try to start these out with an appropriate quote, in this case something to do with family, but the one I wanted to go with was too big for the Subject line, so it follows.

"I come from a long line of fighters, my maternal grandfather was the toughest guy I ever knew. World War II veteran. He killed twenty men and then spent the rest of ( Read more... )