1. an attitude problem 2. enough money to buy her own damned food 3. a father who owns a shotgun, and is referred to as poppa dukes.
just avoid that, at all costs, and eventually you'll find the girl. my theory is that the longer you wait, the more chances you have of meeting a girl tailored perfectly to your personality and desires. it's a lot better then breaking your heart on a bunch of lame, would've-worked-out-anyway girls right now.
I've said it once, I'll say it again and a million times more if that's what it takes to convince you, but you are SO AWESOME! This whole thing about the girl being Helen Keller to find you "cool, attractive, sexy, and all that jazz" is just plain poppycock, that's right, I said poppycock! I happen to find you all of those things pretty much from just reading your journal (which has to count for something) and the only reason I haven't totally made a move on you is because I live like 2-3 hours away. If not for the geographic difference I woulda hopped on dat shit long agoAs for your movie scenarios
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maybe in like the 50s the coat on the ground would have worked. But that was back when shoes were made out of wood and such. now they're just mostly made out of plastic. Plus, w/ this whole "platforms are back!" thing, a girl would be safe in like 6 inches of water. It's a very gentlemanly gesture and I, personally, would appreciate it greatly, but I dunno about the average girl.
hey, I wish more guys were like you, and were actually looking for "the one" instead of just a hook up. I'm surprised you're not already taken b/c your so nice, funny, and you seem to have a romantic side. Keep that up and you'll find "the one" in no time.
heee...loved the reality checks!superstar411May 31 2004, 18:29:02 UTC
Aww, Jay. I always think those lovey dovey scenes in movies are cheesy! I think that your "the one" will want her lovey dovey scene to be remixed by her prince charming, JButt! She might be into the fun things. Heck, she might be just as Jewish with her popcorn and sprite. And she might love jumping in puddles with her white adidas. What if milkduds make her gag? Then you saved some money, buddy! And I'm sure the real "one" you talk about would be more, "No, Jay, you don't have to buy me the popcorn form the theatre. It's more fun to pop your own and bring your own candy and sneak it in. Then we're rebels who bring their own food!" And i'm sure she'd flash you that mega watt smile and giggle and you would be hers for the night. And come on now! No one really stays up for Susie anymore. *smiles*
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1. an attitude problem
2. enough money to buy her own damned food
3. a father who owns a shotgun, and is referred to as poppa dukes.
just avoid that, at all costs, and eventually you'll find the girl. my theory is that the longer you wait, the more chances you have of meeting a girl tailored perfectly to your personality and desires. it's a lot better then breaking your heart on a bunch of lame, would've-worked-out-anyway girls right now.
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good advice, but do girls follow that too. i dont want to wait all my life while the girls around me are getting married.
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i can't speak on behalf of an entire species, but girls are pretty dumb. they'll get married on any type of hunch. we're all about love and shit.
but on the other hand, there are a lot of people in this world. so the odds are; you'll find someone.
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marry me?
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2-3 hours isnt that far. better put on my hiking boots.
thanks for blowing my spot with the whole car thing, i try 2 hard to be cool.
poppycock,
i like it.
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not the coat.
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~Jen~
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but if i dont find "the one" im coming after u.
just givin ya the heads up.
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~Jen~
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keep up the randomness
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the randomness is here to stay.
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Sorry, I type a lot.
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gasp! could this mean that YOU are "the one"....
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And maybe I am "the one"...the one in Memphis, TN who thinks you're a trip. I love you for brightening up my day. You rock!
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