Comments | jayb: Modern Porch Gliders

jayb

Modern Porch Gliders

Aug 18, 2004 21:38

before i begin this post, i need to take care of some business:

( Why all Republicans should jump off a bridge.... )

Comments 49

brokenmuffinz August 18 2004, 18:37:05 UTC

I want to have sex with John Mayer, too. We should have a threesome.

I pick male stripper. You can come strip for me and I'll throw some bling bling at cha.

jayb August 18 2004, 18:41:21 UTC

a threesome would be lovely.

i no longer accept bling bling. ur gonna have to give me "cake".

brokenmuffinz August 18 2004, 18:48:38 UTC

Yes, yes it would.. although with you being "gay" and all I could always watch instead.

cake, eh? what kind floats your boat?

jayb August 18 2004, 18:50:05 UTC

i want the green kind. catch my drift homeslice?

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_porcellana August 18 2004, 19:47:53 UTC

We all want to have sex with John Mayer.
And I think you should be a singer. Because I want to be a singer. And then if we both become singers we can tour together and make lots of money because I'm Jewish and you have Jewish penny-pinching tendencies.

Let's dance.

jayb August 19 2004, 04:53:14 UTC

sounds like an idea. our band name can be "Little Hats"

_porcellana August 19 2004, 08:55:29 UTC

Yay!

onlyinurdreamz August 18 2004, 19:49:11 UTC

well at least you throw some girls into on occasion ie sar and i
lol i would go for singer. i mean hands down is pretty damn sexy
also mariah carey daydream...that right there is one of the most
amazing things that ever entered the world and i think the world
wants to have sex with john mayer just once. and doesnt he not have
a girlfriend...there's reassurance for you

trina <3333

jayb August 19 2004, 04:54:24 UTC

yes, but i think he likes women, and wouldnt go for a sap like me. but i do like those long walks on the beach, and the candlelight dinners, so maybe theres hope for me after all.....

onlyinurdreamz August 19 2004, 08:32:39 UTC

theres always hope...if you just believe
and now i sound like a cheesy movie line
haha

trina <3

jayb August 19 2004, 10:00:31 UTC

cheesy movie lines are the story of my life.

elliottsmyhero August 18 2004, 19:54:04 UTC

you have just won 9189247 awesome points for being the only male i've ever known who has admitted to listening to mariah carey. i love it. way to go.

jayb August 19 2004, 04:55:24 UTC

well YOUUUUU get 9189268 awesome points for giving me 9189247 awesome points.

elliottsmyhero August 19 2004, 06:53:27 UTC

hahah. WaY cOoL!1

i think... staylater August 18 2004, 20:18:51 UTC

i think you should be a police officer AND a male stripper, kind of like a night time job, and when you were stripping you could wear your officer outfit. and also, if you were an officer and you caught me speeding you would be me go because you know me.

and also, JOHN MAYER... DO ME!

Re: i think... jayb August 19 2004, 04:55:45 UTC

that may be the most genius thing i have ever heard!