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[jayb]

guess what bitches

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[aneurisms]

one beer!

[jayb]

i know!

pathetic.

[uneverknewme]

say it isn't so!

first we cant find girls that can keep up wit jbutt
now jbutt can't keep up with the girls

dude...

go the the library when these parties are happening, there is sure to be a wholesome girl there!!

[jayb]

haha, i dont think there ever was a time where girls were trying to keep up with me.

library? cmon now. i want a wholesome girl, not a bookworm.

[broken_down_car]

woooooooooo good luck in college

you'll find a nice girl dont sweat it

[jayb]

lets hope so.

[anonymous]

duuude...just go for a girl when i tell u to..u know what i'm talkin bout....the native knows whats best for u..trust the native

-silentcherokee

[jayb]

haha, I KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT. maybe that was better advice than i gave credit.

i am sorry chief, for allowing myself to stray from your wisdom and guidance. forgive my mistake, and accept this token of my gratitude. i was up all night cooking it.

[superstar411]

those are just the back-to-school parties! Wait till you've been there for a few months. You'll bump into that wholesome girl and you'll pick up the stuff she dropped and she'll thank you and you'll start to talk and she'll invite you to a party. You'll go to the party and then the party will be the same ol' same ol' and she'll say lets leave and you'll go to a movie or something and it will be all good. Okay? Well, maybe some of the stuff will be cut out but it'll happen after the first couple of months! I can feel it!

We got to see Tom 2, the Tiger mascott, yesterday at the University of Memphis. It was great.

Hope you have fun at college!

[jayb]

haha, sounds like a fairy tale to me. i mean, she might think im a jerk if i bump into her and knock her books to the ground. and i have a hard time believing someone would leave a party to go see a movie, let alone with jbutt.

but i am having fun! hope u are too.