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Sep 03, 2004 17:40

stole it from elliottsmyhero cause it seems like a good idea.

"leave a comment with your name if you want to know what i really think of you, and i'll reply and tell you. no lies, all honesty. i promise."

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elliottsmyhero September 3 2004, 20:24:55 UTC

reciprocate!

jayb September 3 2004, 21:58:48 UTC

i dont think ive ever had a conversation with you. but i did see you often in the halls of ewing high school. whenever i saw you walk by, i would think, "there goes a smart girl. shes gonna go to a good school" i also thought you had weird eyes. and then when i did my standup gig, those weird eyes were looking at me instead of just passing by me while walking down the halls, haha, and like i said before i felt weird. you got a powerful set of eyeballs my friend. put them to good use. also, i want to thank you for starting this crazy mess on livejournal, and i bet youll be seeing this thing on all your friends pages very soon.

elliottsmyhero September 3 2004, 22:41:55 UTC

hahah. i really do apologize about my eyeballs. i was born with them. i don't mean for them to be scary, they just are sometimes.

i think the problem is that i have really poor vision but don't always wear my glasses, so i have to squint and look mean in order to see. fortunately, i'll be getting contacts sometime soon so maybe i'll be slightly less intimidating.

i'll put them to good use, i promise. heh.

and seriously! everyone's doing this now. i have like 894 comments- i didn't think i'd get more than like five. i love it. it's kind of like i have friends.

thanks for at least thinking i look smart. :]

__on__impact September 3 2004, 20:27:06 UTC

ALEX ZILINSKI, YOUR LIFE LONG NEIGHBOR.

jayb September 3 2004, 22:01:45 UTC

its amazing that were lifelong neighbors, yet we never hung out at all. ive heard a lot about you from michelle though. and talal said you were a cool motherfucker. when i think of alex zilinski, i think of a pink house. haha, you should seriously consider a paint job. i remember going to karate class with you and ur brother. haha, and i dont even think of u as having black hair, i see u as a blondie. i want to thank you for making me sandwiches at subway, and i want to thank you for saving me during "hands down" that night at trinity. i cant believe i forgot the words to my favorite band. also, i think its a shame that we havent added each other, so im going to do that right now.

lilduckie7386 September 3 2004, 21:26:53 UTC

Mal

jayb September 5 2004, 21:12:05 UTC

mallory. first of all, i think you have a really cool last name. unfortunately, i have to be honest, and the first thing that comes to my head when i hear ur name is matt gazda. haha, sorry. but i still remember when i heard that you had a crush on him. i was like "whattttttttttttttttttttttttttt, no way".i had a blast in creative writing class with you, its one of the few high school classes i will seriously miss. its a shame we didnt know each other before the class. and after it, i only saw you when you were with the swim team. i know that your going to rider, and i wish you the best of luck. my advice would be to transfer away from home, so that you can get the true college experience. its unlike anything else. and by the way, update your journal more sucka!

Lets get married...so I can kiss you whenever I want...=P superstar411 September 3 2004, 21:39:43 UTC

Lets see whatcha say about: Cassie

Re: Lets get married...so I can kiss you whenever I want...=P jayb September 5 2004, 21:16:45 UTC

haha, cassie. trust me, you dont wanna marry a douche like myself. once again, it seems like everyone is a couple. and your no exception. you bastard! i too am having a freakin awesome time in college, and i got all that stuff that you got too, except we dont have a hand shaking tiger.... oh well. and since ur in tennesse, and my dads side of the family are all kentuckyians, that practically makes us neighbors. ill bring over the homemade jellow tomorrow.

Re: Lets get married...so I can kiss you whenever I want...=P superstar411 September 8 2004, 11:01:19 UTC

cool, it doesn't have the freaky fruit does it? That kind of makes me scared

JAY JAY JAY anonymous September 3 2004, 22:26:59 UTC

hey again sexxxy man!! so...what cha think about the sexual package of marky mark ??? cuz whatever you like, you can have it..you can have it all..in a HEARTBEAT! i would do AnYtHiNg to suck your YuMmY cOcK your giz in my mouth..i'd love to have a taste mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... just wanted to let you know so that we'll be on the same page hehe you're soo very sexy i wanna BANG YOU..yOU know ...fuck ur brains out for reezy fo' sheezzy what what later....yours ALWAYZ en FOREVA ..foreva eva?? yes!! foreva eva ..LOVE, MaRkY MaRk

Re: JAY JAY JAY jayb September 5 2004, 21:19:07 UTC

marky mark. we havent known each other for very long, youve only shown up on this here journal recently. but you seem to want my penis. which....is fine with me, i guess. im not quite sure if i am gay or not, but if i become certain that i dont like vaginas, then you can rest assured that you will be the first to know. mkay?

Re: JAY JAY JAY anonymous September 6 2004, 18:23:47 UTC

you're damn right that i want your penis not just any cock.. yours and only yours hehe yay!! i hope that you will give an answer soon however, i will wait around forever if that is what it takes to be with you
all my love,
marky mark
p*s* you'll be in my dreams.... hehe i know i know i'm a very KiNkY boy later,lover