Tonight's entry: Capable of cooling nasal passages and soothing sore throats

[jayb]

Do you know that feeling you get, when everything seems to go just the way you wanted it to. The stars are all aligned, the lighting is just right, and that moment, when summed up in one word, can only be described as.....perfect

Comments

[silentcherokee]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH GREAT ENTRY

[jayb]

haha, i knew you'd like it konky

[ohso__scene____]

This entry has cheered me up.

My hero!!!

thanks.

[jayb]

i knew you'd be cheered up. masterbation works wonders....

[lunar_tenshi]

YAY! You're back and this was hilarious! =D

[jayb]

haha, its been too long

[69killerkitty69]

you could alway have a cum rag.....

[jayb]

wow. i never knew a cum rag existed....but you've brought up an interesting point. i'm sure it would become crusty, smelly, and unpleasant...and im not sure where you would keep it, but it could work.....

can u get one at walmart?

[69killerkitty69]

just like a soft blankie under ur bed that u wash once in awhile depending how many times u use it

[jayb]

how the HELL do u know this? haha

[tokyoskylight]

"Cat died? Whack it away...."

That just made my year. Haha, great stuff man.

But, yeah a "nut rag," every now and again you just toss it in the washer machine and wash it a few times make sure it's all nice a clean. Most people like to use a sock; and nut in their sock. Haha. I just do it in the shower and let the water take care of any nasty clean up.

[jayb]

Ahh...the ol shower technique. I have a story on that one....but perhaps I'll save it for a later entry.

Nut in their sock? Thats the funniest thing I've ever heard. I KNEW there was some weird ass shit I still hadn't heard of.

[tokyoskylight]

Yeah man,
Right when you're about to nut, you put the sock on and bam! Instant clean up, just grab and pull the sock off. And then you're like clean. Unless you wanna get like some windex or something.