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No pido que todos los días sean de sol

jayli May 12, 2009 10:36

I believe that this may a purchase in my near future peeps ( Read more... )

WTF moment of today...

jayli Apr 16, 2009 21:26

I am watching a BBC special...
"My Car Is My Lover"
I can't make this fucking shit up. I swear to christ!!!

Now - I was joking a bit earlier with the roomie as we were pontificating on how one would actually FUCK their car. I, being a smart ass, say "ummmm the TAIL PIPE!"

Yea, the more interesting of the two fellows JUST says...

he notices "tailpipes ( Read more... )

I don't wanna be like this, I don't really wanna hurt no feelings

jayli Apr 08, 2009 22:18

I'm all moved...
Trying to get through all of the training of this week...
Trying to unpack...

I have so many REALLY funny stories that span the past couple of days...
BUT
No time to write.
I've read - but no time for comments.

I'm alive. I am no longer a bitch on the edge. My girl comes out a week from Friday.

I feel like I have SO gotten out of the ( Read more... )

Score one for technology...

jayli Mar 31, 2009 16:26

The registry of motor vehicles can suck my left one.
I changed my address online last night. I got an email this morning saying they could not process it and that I would have to call the telephone service center. So, I call the damn phone service and I hold...and hold....AND HOLD.
33 minutes later, I start poking around online, and attempt to ( Read more... )

And I'm supposedly the hot mess?

jayli Mar 30, 2009 07:48

On Saturday, I spent the majority of the day at the new apartment. Cleaned in the morning with Indie....then Indie had to work for a few hours and was then heading to RI to pick up this Abcoaster workout thingy. When Indie finally got home, she was like "Dude - don't you answer your phone?" She had called me twice and left two voicemails. My ( Read more... )

PSA 507

jayli Mar 25, 2009 19:13

I FUCKING HATE PACKING!!!!

And let me add a point of clarification here for all the lil buggers with dirty minds on my flist - I am referring to packing my house up!

FUCKING HATE IT

WITH A PASSION

HATE

DESPISE

LOATHE

ABHOR

DETEST

How is that for providing a few synonyms for hate?

Discussions on God..

jayli Mar 18, 2009 14:27

Last evening, CGC, myself, Indie, Indie's POI (person of interest), and our youth went bowling. Candlepin bowling to be exact. CGC and Indie's POI had never DONE Candlepin before so it was a great experience all around. In fact, Indie and I thought we'd be better off since neither of the other two had done it before. That's when CGC fucked ( Read more... )

erin, cgc, funny

Huh?

jayli Mar 08, 2009 17:04

It's in the 60's here today.

I am wearing SHORTS!!!

SHORTS I tell you...

Tomorrow?
1-3 inches of snow. Global fucking warming my ass!

I talk a lot of shit cuz I can back it up...

jayli Feb 18, 2009 18:57

Random funnies ( Read more... )

erin, matt, funny

Let's pretend, we're just two people...

jayli Feb 16, 2009 14:03

Top 10 things that I have learned in the last 24 hours ( Read more... )