jayli

You fucking on the first night, meet me in the back...

jayli Feb 11, 2009 21:03

I drove in Booooooooston...
I drove in Booooooooston...
OK - it wasn't really Boston, but it was... I drove in to a new destination in Brookline tonight. Those who know me, know that I refuse to drive in or around Boston. I don't do well. Seriously. I'm a fucking basket case....and that says a lot since I am a typical Masshole driver. In fact, ( Read more... )

PSA 57

jayli Feb 10, 2009 13:39

HA

For the time being I can check LJ from work...
I am sure that will be changing momentarily!

Just a quick list, cuz I caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

Being sick SUCKS ass!
Sinus infections suck harder!
Work is kicking my ass - but being busy is never a bad thing...
Looking for a new apartment...TOTAL SUCK ASS. I hate moving - but the current apartment is no ( Read more... )

I keep my rhymes safe like a trojan...

jayli Jan 28, 2009 20:55

OK - since I am limited in time...bullet format as I haven't been updating this bad boy as diligently as I would like

Coughing fits make my feet hot. findyouranswers - I believe this is WAY different than "I can't hear you, my knees are hot"
Screwing with my future sister in law by making phone sex noises (when you AREN"T having phone sex) at 3 am when y'all are ( Read more... )

Case of the crazy gone stalker...

jayli Jan 26, 2009 17:52

Well it appears that crazy pants from across the hall is now vying for the title of stalker bitch. Oddly enough, I think that she can accomplish just that.
Last night, while out, I get a phone call from my roommate.
Erin: *all whispering voice* Dude, where are you?
Me: I'm about to head home now. Why?
Erin: The chick across the hall is staaalking ( Read more... )

erin, funny

Why don't you...

jayli Jan 24, 2009 15:14

Some of you may or may not know this about me, but I am the QUEEN of having random ass songs stuck in my head.
Really.
No rhyme, no reason. Songs will just pop in to my head and stay there. It's not as though I've heard the songs somehow, they just randomly appear. Most of the time, it's first thing in the morning. Now, I know, some of you may ( Read more... )

music

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jayli Jan 17, 2009 11:41

Happy birthday findyouranswers!!!!

This city high...remix here....

jayli Jan 16, 2009 20:18

OH
MY
GOD

So across the hall from me is this CRAZY ass woman. I may have posted about how she moved in and kept trying to peep my apartment one day. In the interim she has proven to be a CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY mother fucker. In the weeks leading up to Xmas, we started hearing ALL sorts of fights from her apartment. One sided, as she was on her phone, ( Read more... )

erin, matt, funny