Ilsa, or more formally, Ilsa T. Dog, has passed beyond this mortal realm. My mother spoke to me, and told me that she had to put her to sleep ( Read more... )

I was driving behind this guy on the way into work, and just before he turned the corner he threw a banana peel out his window, directly in my path.

Anyway, the truck is totaled.

Do you ever wonder what type of food you'd look like in a starving guy's hallucination? Like, you and this starving guy are on a boat, lost at sea for a week, and you can tell from the way he's drooling and giving you this eerie, crazed glance and how he's putting on a bib and holding a fork and knife that he's lost it and can't help but see you as ( Read more... )

Soooooo....

I find myself reading where some conservative-type folks are concerned that the portrayal of the villains in the latest Star Wars film liken them overmuch to the current American administration. Which is to say, the abolition of a democratic republic to make way for a militaristic regime overseen by a centralized power structure led by ( Read more... )

If I wrote a book about my life, would any of you read it?

More importantly, would any of you pay for a copy?

There are already enough ways to lose one's electronic data in this world that most people don't feel the need to hit the "close" button on the window holding one's unsaved LiveJournal update, then immediately press the "yes" button when a message comes up saying, "You will lose all unsaved data in this window. Continue ( Read more... )

It's really nice to be back at school, if for no other reason than listening to the fantastic stories people have told me about their St. Patrick's Day drinking binges. Like most Americans, my ancestry is that of ‘mutt,’  but I’m mostly Irish, which, by the resources I’ve found on the internet, indicates that I get to celebrate St. Patrick's day, ( Read more... )

My friend Jen from school just told me that she got into a parking dispute at Wal-Mart with some older lady, and afterward while they were both on their way into the store, the lady uttered, "If you were my daughter, I'd take your license away," and Jen retorted, "If I were your daughter, I'd be ugly ( Read more... )

Can't stop. Won't Stop.