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[jazz_trance]

Hey, how's everyone doing tonight? I mean, besides all that missing limb business.

[But whatever that's NOTHING compared to what he has to say.]Listen, there's something even worse than that happening. Yeah, I know you don't believe me, I know you're all thinking "But Howard, how could anything be worse than losing my right arm?". This is worse.

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[limerenceloli]

[BY THE WAY,

Howard may realize that his wonderful not!daughter hasn't returned home for a few days now.

The keyword is may.

But then again, with Nadia now permanently a drone, Lyn as the annoying bastard that he is, and Howard being... not aware... surely nobody notices the green-haired girl's disappearance!]

[jazz_trance]

[Yeaaaah, he hasn't seen her in a while... but she's probably out doing teenager things, right!? You know, slumber parties and whatnot. Hey, it's not like he's ever really told her what she could and couldn't do...

Though if she's gone for too long, he'll probably start to ask questions. But for now? Old Gregg is a much, much bigger concern.]

[kleptophile]

...yeah, I'm pretty cool with the idea of not having anything that can be described as a 'man-fish' over here. Your secret's safe with me.

I'M GOING TO ASSUME THEY'VE TALKED even though i'm fail and didn't tag ;;

[jazz_trance]

Yeah, thank you. You don't want him in our house. He'll just track who-knows-what everywhere and, uh, probably try to do unspeakable things to me.

THAT'S OKAY I was assuming the same |D

[kleptophile]

Yeah, with anything you can describe as a man-fish? Unspeakable things are just kind of implied.

The hell does he want with you, anyway?

[jazz_trance]

I'm glad you understand that.

Well... I suspect he'll try to kidnap me, drag me to his underwater lair, force me to marry him, and make me model for his watercolors for the rest of my life. And that's getting off easy.

[teh_sword]

...man-fish?

[jazz_trance]

Eh, well, man probably isn't that accurate either. But the fish part is.

[teh_sword]

So... fish-fish.

Gregg-fish?

Jeeze, this place keeps gettin' weirder.

[jazz_trance]

Fish of ambiguous gender. Maybe?

--Anyway, that's not the point. Just stay away from him, y'hear?

[blood_royal]

Do I want to know?

[jazz_trance]

A day doesn't go by where I don't pray I could erase the knowledge from my mind.

[blood_royal]

... That's...

...Yeah, that's pretty terrible. I don't know where you are, so it's not possible for me to tell anyone.

[jazz_trance]

And I won't tell you! Y'know, so you're not tempted. And so he won't come after you.

I, er...didn't see a filter on this...so I'm assuming its open

[shoeofbaileys]

Why you saying such bad things about Old Gregg, Howard?

PFF yeah it's open

[jazz_trance]

Everything I said is true. If you don't agree... well, maybe it's time to take a step back and look at yourself.

[shoeofbaileys]

Old Gregg looks at himself all the time. And he don't like what he sees. You know why, Howard?

[jazz_trance]

Uh. Why is that, Gregg?