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How's My Driving?
Questions, comments, or concerns about how I'm playing Howard? Here would be the place to post 'em.
Anon enabled, IP tracking off, comments screened, you know the drill. -
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Hey, how's everyone doing tonight? I mean, besides all that missing limb business.
[But whatever that's NOTHING compared to what he has to say.]Listen, there's something even worse than that happening. Yeah, I know you don't believe me, I know you're all thinking "But Howard, how could anything be worse than losing my right arm?". This is worse. ( Read more... ) -
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This is purely hypothetical, but... what happens if you don't get your job done by the time you're supposed to? They, uh, dock your pay or something?
[Nervous. Laugh.]Not that we're paid, anyway. --I mean, not that we'd even want pay! Yeah, I mean, it's great in that way, isn't it, uh, comrades? Don't have to worry about bills and all that anymore ( Read more... ) -
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Ahem. Alright. It's been a, uh, interesting few weeks around here, hasn't it? Aha ( Read more... ) -
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Er, hello? Is there someone there? …Listen, Mr. Kidnapper, if you’re hearing this, whatever you’re trying to do, it’s not gonna work. When Howard Moon goes missing, things happen. People are up in arms. And it’s not just the mobs you’ll have to deal with, oh no. There’s me. Yeah, you just show your face, and I’ll come at you like a feral cat, like ( Read more... )