For the past five weeks, I've been stuffing my face with Cuban sandwiches. What have YOU been up to?

[jbkrasinski]

There are several things one should never do, period

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[kinsey_angela]

2. THE GUM THING!!! JOHN KRASINSKI! I just had that happen to me two weeks ago, and came home disgusted and couldn't find anyone to share it with!!!! NOW I KNOW!!! it's disgusting. what kind of gummy liquid did you have? I imagine my spearmint is not as bad as big and red would be.

[jbkrasinski]

ANGELA KINSEY! We've, once again, bonded over food or food-like particles. My gum was wintergreen and it kept it's turquoise color making it look like some weird aquatic fluid. I do not wish it upon even my worst enemy (which would be Rainn.)

[kinsey_angela]

i know! LOOK AT US GO! mine was a filmy sort of white grossness. I nearly gagged. And I was in the middle of something and couldn't get up so I had to hold it in my mouth for an extra five minutes. SO gross. seriously. and thanks for not wishing it on the man I'm paid to kiss.

[jbkrasinski]

Yeah, my gum debacle was during a basketball scrimmage and obviously I couldn't just stop and puke my guts out. Thank god no one knocked me in the mouth.

[chsev]

I do the Ovaltine spoonful! I usually do it when I'm looking to avoid conversation with my family or I'm feeling like a debbie downer. Too many times has someone made me laugh, I've had a tickle in my throat or worse, I've had to breathe in. It's dangerous, but at the end of the day when I've had it with the world, Ovaltine does the trick.

[jbkrasinski]

I hear ya, boss. Nutella and Ovaltine always seem to do the trick. Preferably Ovaltine-Nutella frappes blended with Whoppers. I'll make you one but only cause you're Chloe Sevigny or whateverrr.

[chsev]

I couldn't get on the Nutella bandwagon I'm afraid, it was always too inbetween a bag of nuts or chocolate for my liking - and though it may be the best of both worlds I can't enjoy that sucker. Whoppers bring many things to mind: The burger or the porn actress, but holy hell does that sound worthy of vomitting on you, Big Nose.

[jbkrasinski]

Ah, so you're one of those either/or people. I love hazelnuts and chocolate so with them combined it's like an explosion of brilliance for my tastebuds. See, I like every Whopper (the candy, the burger...the porn star??? I kid I kid, Big...Eyes?)

[jmfischer]

Hershey's FTW. Of course, you've never made ME your special Ovaltine cup. I guess I'm just not priviliged enough to be let into the inner sanctum.

Also, the gum thing is gross and quit hitting on the senior citizens.

PS - there's a fucking FROG outside my window that won't shut up. Please to be getting rid of it.

[jbkrasinski]

That may be true but everyone knows I've already been let into your inner sanctum, heyyyooo.

Has the gum thing never happened to you before? If it hasn't, I'm making you chew a stick of gum alllll day and see your reaction. It's gonna blow. your. mind. Also, I'll stop hitting on grannies when they stop feeding me free cakes and cookies, ooookay?

PS- Maybe it's that frog I left on your doorstep last night that you "supposedly" killed. Face it, Fischer, you can't get enough of them.

[jmfischer]

Simmer down, horndog.

And I can say it has not happened to me. How can you keep chewing it that long? It just loses all its flavor and it's just like . . a glump (yes, I know that's not a word) in your mouth.

PS - I swear they're living in the pool. A whole frog family. And fuck the frogs.

[jbkrasinski]

I don't know, oral fixation?

Haha that's why you need a cover for the pool.

[a_jolie]

For how sweet and fragile the elderly look, so many of them are horribly mean. It was the reverse for my brother and I. He was always trying to scare me and then we'd get into big, rowdy fights.

[jbkrasinski]

Yeah, you see a lot of those crotchety old people hanging out in the park sometimes playing chess or what have you. I've been called a "hooligan" many 'a times but whaddya gonna do. You seem like you can hold your own against anyone, not just your brother, haha.

And also...

[kinsey_angela]

Reminded me of your homelessness.

[jbkrasinski]

Thank you, Doug Yancey Funnie is my hero.

[kinsey_angela]

UGLY BABY IS JUDGING YOU!