Willylumlump

[jboy81]

There once was a man from nantucket his dick was so long he could suck it, he said with a grin while wiping his chin, if my ear was a cunt I would fuck it, his name was willylumplump

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my limerick

[willylumplump]

oh Jason, you're embarassing meh. btw my ear has ghonnaherpesyphilAIDS cause I was raped in the ear repeatedly when I fell asleep on a park bench in Santa Cruz. from then on I started wearing a strawberry flavored condom on the side of my face. sometimes it drips milk on my shoulder.

Gonzorhia

[jboy81]

I have sphincter bubbles the size of a bowling ball, it sucks man, cause like all the ladies are like oooh jason, your sphincter bubbles make me randy, and I am like, behave and they are like Gggggrrrrrrwwwwwlll, and then I am like Poop, and they are like pee, and I am like OMG WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bubbles

[willylumplump]

yeah I have bubbles too. whenever I ejactulate I usually just shoot out air. I think my ballsack has a leak. that would also explain why I sometimes feel a sloshing sensation in my scrotum and look down to see myself standing in a pool of jizz. I think I'll buy a tire patch kit instead of seeing a doctor.

Tire kit

[jboy81]

They work wonders bro, I had to use one once, but I found that not only do they fix leaks they increase ballsize, I unfortunately didnt vent them properly so one of my testies is gargantuan in size but still worth a try. I can help if you need it, I do installs on my friends all the time, and know what to look for.

it fell

[willylumplump]

yeah I could use the help but first I need to find my left nut because it fell out attached to my prostate somewhere between my house and the sewer drain where I eat lunch. I saw a dog eating something in the drain this morning, so I might have to hump it to get my jizz back. normally I would just ask politely, but there is no orgasm involved in that.

True

[jboy81]

Yea man and if you dont hump it it wont spit up a hairball, dogs are hot when they spit up hairballs.

enough

[jboy81]

Ok enough of this foreplay, time for some man lovin, you fruity bastard.

you better not mind

[willylumplump]

if thats what you want brudda, but until I patch up this leak, I can only shoot air in your butt. which is so hot because then your farts will be MINE.