man, my roommates can be really fucking lame. but I guess they're probably thinking that about me right now. they're hanging out but I'm chillin in my room because I'm in a shitty mood. probably because of my acting class. but yeah, what the fuck. I guess I'm annoyed because John was calling arabs "a-rabs" and when I scoffed he said some shit ( Read more... )

I had sex with school today. I put my big hard dick in the front door of the undergrad library and slammed it closed so, so, so many times. the door actually closed on my penis because I slammed it so hard that my penis bent to the pressure. but holy shit! as if that was not good enough, the door fucking locked. man. I mean, listen: I thought ( Read more... )

I wrote a really good paper today. too bad its so late. I look forward to failing. like anyone else, I enjoy doing things I'm good at.

nothing else happened. I shit out a hamburger and french fries today, so I had a decent lunch. its funny because I don't remember eating it. perhaps it just had sex with me.

man I was smoking way too much weed for way too long. I stopped 2 days ago. FUCK I had a paper due Mon that I won't turn in until Wed. that fucks me bad ( Read more... )

school sucks. I just spent all this time on a stupid stats assignment with some groupmates who are very cool, but man Jay can be such a fucking bitch. he's the kid that scolds people if they are late. thats stupid ( Read more... )

yeah fuck him man. I went to meet him at Ruloff's with my friends and he fucking sucked. I bought him a drink, he went downstairs, I followed 10 mins later, and he was gone. just gone ( Read more... )

I feel like shit. fucking Vince. I was supposed to go on a date with that kid last night and he totally stood me up. fuck that guy. man I ran into him today at CTB and he said this ( Read more... )