My Ding-A-Ling

May 12, 2004 08:27

So I started taking acting classes, and I have to learn how to do all this stuff, like pretending and stuff, cause being and actor I have to be good at pertendering and stuff, my teacher said I am a very good student and he wanted to start tutoring me to help me get a jump start on my career, so I went over to his house last night, it was cool, I ( Read more... )

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yogurt willylumplump May 13 2004, 04:19:10 UTC
yogurt is a great jizz substitute, and vice versa. I remember one time when I used yogurt to fake an orgasm with Grandma. I can't do your technique with sucking it up with my cock because I'm not a very good porn star yet (I keep forgetting to cum when I'm fucking), so instead I just used a spoon I keep in my ass to rub yogurt on Grandma's back and moan like a suffering bull to announce it. the bad part was when my mom came home and saw there was no yogurt left for breakfast. I had to make up a lie fast, so I said it was all in my room for a science project. quickly, I grabbed the empty yogurt containers from Grandma's trash, jizzed in em, and grinned when I replaced them. anyway, I slept in the next morning so I don't know if my mom ate them or what, but its funny cause my sister was born less than a year later and she looks so much like me and NOTHING like my dad!

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