BORN ON THE 4TH OF JULY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jul 05, 2004 16:15

HOLY CRAP as of 2:50pm today my brother is now a father, and there is a new memeber in our family. I will put a bigger post on here soon, but right now I gotta go meet my nephew, so Quinn isnt scared of uncle jason. Ill have some pics for ya of him too.

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xgracelessmindx July 4 2004, 20:37:31 UTC
Awww. Thats so awesome. =D

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holy shit willylumplump July 4 2004, 22:51:50 UTC
god damn. well congrats to Jerimiah and Raven. I guess he didn't have to fuck her to put her into labor.

or did he?

all I know is that a good shag on July 4th is a great way to celebrate our independence from the English who wanted us to shag like catholics and not like baptists (who like to take it up the butt with a crucifix).

thank god I can use that cross now for what its good for.

well thats awesome about Quinn. I guess next time I visit I'll be buying more beer. that also means more money spent on weed, too.

as usual, I had a horrible time hanging out last weekend. I'll be sure to stop by in November to torture myself again.

be sure to tell Quinn I said hi.

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true that jboy81 July 4 2004, 23:59:33 UTC
Yea man, I didnt think you would ever leave and that was right after you said hi. I had to burn the couch too. Oh btw, Quinn said you are a fucker, I guess he heard that stuff we were yelling up hr vagigi. I dont do the whole baptist thing anymore cause I have 6 crosses stuck in my ass, and they were expensive. I didnt get to see him yet he was in the I.C.U so am going back tommorow to meet him. Im looking forward to what this chapter of life has in store.

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Re: true that willylumplump July 5 2004, 00:10:11 UTC
yeah I spend some time in the ICU whenever I'm horny and there is nobody dead or sleeping to fuck. then I can sneak in when people are in pain of passed out from open heart surgery, sexily undress their fresh, fresh wounds, and stick my cock in. theres a lot of blood, but not much more than your usual 16 year old has on a light flow day. trust me, those 16 year olds can have flows so fucking heavy I have to bust out the sump pump and plug up the bottom of my bathroom door with towels. they don't say on the box of maxi pads that they're designed to hold back as much blood as two Hoover dams hold back water. my little sister makes electricity with hers because she hooked up a turbine. it runs her bedside lamp while the blood fills up the room and runs out the window.

I'm going to go puke now. thank god for vomit when you're hungry.

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YAY !!@*%#* skywacket July 5 2004, 18:09:33 UTC
OMG WEEEEEEEEE!@*&# GRATZ to Raven, Jeremiah and yourself for being a great uncle!!!!

I had a dream last night that Raven's baby grew up overnight and was a teenager the next day... but it was a girl I think.

anyways, best wishes to all of you!!! welcome to the world, little Quinn!!

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Re: YAY !!@*%#* jboy81 July 5 2004, 21:09:37 UTC
tankie tankie, heading back over there in a few minutes

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yay kitty_yummy July 8 2004, 12:28:10 UTC
Im happty for you... and yesssss always good to make sure he wont be sacred of you... Sigh I will post this week so u dont think i fell of the face of the earth.. LOL Muahz
<3 Nikki

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